!vOrTeX! 06.05

The June vortex cd has arrived. It foretells the uprising of the sandwich king. It collapses time and space into a tasty snack. It can slice off your finger if handled clumsily. It may have irreversible gingivitis. It will take your soul and slam it against the leg of a table in a way that makes you hop around for 5 minutes cursing. It goes from God to Gorillaz in two moves, with Jesus in-between. You cannot resist its gravitational pull. It is sponsored by the Smirnoff distillery. To reveal anything else would require your immediate termination.