Friday, July 15, 2005

!vOrTeX! 07.05

Nightmare Vortex, Inc. is proud to announce the release of the July vortex compilation. In order to properly highlight the magnitude of this event, we have placed various objects under your seat to be employed during the celebratory unveiling. You will find: A rubber hose, 2 quarts of ice cream, a stuffed owl, a vintage pair of knickers, a mouse, an unpublished Tennessee Williams manuscript, and a grenade. Each section of the audience, please watch for your cues and please hold your applause and your nose until the end. Thank you.

1 comment:

R said...

The lettering is not random? I thought you didn't want to play The Treasure Hunt game. Also, may I remind you: marbles. I think I'm going to need some sort of reward... The ice cream will do nicely.