The Curling Wars

Went to Brant's on Sunday to help with his move. A distance of about 50 feet, total, including the flight of stairs. Yes, he is moving within his present building. But anyway, a bunch of us were sitting around watching curling. You know, the sport with the 100+ foot ice channel, big smooth rocks, and brooms. They want to open a bar with curling lanes. I think this might be a bad idea. A bunch of drunks with heavy objects and sticks? Perhaps you could do it up north, even better in Canada, but not here. All you would need is a couple of dartboards and you'd have the weapons for a medieval battlefield. They don't call that last stone the "hammer" for nothing.