!vOrTeX! 08.05

August came, and almost went, and out of the shadows crept a new compilation of music to be shared amongst the friends of the troubled and perhaps psychologically unstable proprietor of the nightmarevortex. And in the wake of such news, cows around the world wept; the river of cow tears coupled with the methane they produce in such staggering quantities created a potential liquid fireball destined to destroy the planet. But such a fate was avoided; alas, the solution came in the form of a large meteor of ice that pierced the planet, severing it into two halves that would forever drift apart.