I don't know what to say

Found on Craigslist. I would imagine there is a female version for the marshmallows?

Overheard

Overheard in the bathroom at a bar this weekend; a guy on his cellphone:
"You what? You got hit by car? Well what are you calling me for, call the police!"

cereal scented

So I have this razor...it goes in its' base every week to be cleaned, and the next time I use it, every time, I think: I cannot believe how much the cleaning solution for this razor smells like Trix cereal.
Because, you know, when I think "clean, fresh scent" I think "sugary cereal."

Icicles

What a deal!

99 cents off!? How generous Amazon; now I have to get one!

Merry X-mas!

breakfast of champions

Yes, I know that updates have been sparse. I have been spending all my free time trying to create my own version of the McGriddle sandwich. Mine has Canadian bacon, though, so I don't think I am infringing on corporate copyright too much. Soon, I will have a McGriddle party.

Cold, colder, coldest

Random recent:

Took a day off to go to the nature museum with my niece. She liked the water exhibit. And climbing stuff. Didn't care too much for the butterflies.
She wanted to see the gorillas at Lincoln Park zoo. But it's dark in there. Unacceptable! Luckily there were some outside. And a very nice carousel, which she had pretty much all to herself.

The avocado green fridge finally died. As opposed to humans, when a fridge dies it gets warm. It has been replaced by a tall, white, and non-descript model.
No, I had no urge to paint the new one the same shade of green.

Selling the condo. This requires packing. And purging. Still, I know I will end up moving things I do not need. I have no yard or garage...maybe I should have a living room sale?