I don't know what to say

Found on Craigslist. I would imagine there is a female version for the marshmallows?

Overheard

Overheard in the bathroom at a bar this weekend; a guy on his cellphone:
"You what? You got hit by car? Well what are you calling me for, call the police!"

cereal scented

So I have this razor...it goes in its' base every week to be cleaned, and the next time I use it, every time, I think: I cannot believe how much the cleaning solution for this razor smells like Trix cereal.
Because, you know, when I think "clean, fresh scent" I think "sugary cereal."